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JoeIn the very distant year of 3067, something really great and very terrible would happen that would change so many complex and fundamental things about the human race that attempting to describe them to anyone who hadn't been there would be like trying to explain lesbians to Queen Victoria. Obviously, it was something profound and shocking - and anyone with the skill to put it in writing would make Steinbeck seem like sour grapes. Thankfully, it was not that great year, and no one had to think all that hard to put their experience into words. People could continue to publish memoirs of the life they wished they had lived, wrapped iJoe


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Joe would be news for several weeks. But, eventually, as the crime went unsolved, people were unable to keep up the sustained outrage. They had more interesting and important things to worry about - like if the homeowner's association would finally sternly remind Mrs. Finch that lawn-sprinklers were not allowed to sprinkle after 6pm (who wants to be sprinkled upon when walking the dog ?), or the question of if the Americans would win in the latest Civil War film (it all depends on how you look at it). That lady - who wasn't really a lady, but who was a lady more than he or she was a person - had many
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by £deviantWEAR| From now on, I will hide and ignore all comments that are spam or questions about why I locked your thread. Please use the note system, and if you're asking a question about a specific thread, please include a link to it. |
Also, wanted to apologize for the really retarded TL;DR topic I made a while back in the Complaints Forum. That really ridiculously long thing complaining about inane highschool pet peeves. It was a dumbass thread.
Anyways, I hope you're holding up okay. =>
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...and that's my life story.
I have been a bit curious I must admit
Thanks for locking it though.
Cheers
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Life is like a box of chocolates: suspiciously brown.
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90 people get the swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.
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"You may see a cute puppy or kitten at the local pet store. I see the 500,000 dogs and cats that die in California shelters every year."
- Ellen Lavinthal, on puppy mills
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"Every time you eat waffles, your mind is living in sin"
How to Look Like an Ass in Your Signature.
Let's see if I can explain this without confusing you to death...
I have white socks that I'm going to dye yellow. Problem is, I need to keep a few areas of the socks white. If I like... Put duct tape on both sides the the fabric before dying it would that keep it from getting dyed?
That was officially a stupid question, btw.
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"You may see a cute puppy or kitten at the local pet store. I see the 500,000 dogs and cats that die in California shelters every year."
- Ellen Lavinthal, on puppy mills
I didn't really know, anyway.
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"Every time you eat waffles, your mind is living in sin"
How to Look Like an Ass in Your Signature.
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"You may see a cute puppy or kitten at the local pet store. I see the 500,000 dogs and cats that die in California shelters every year."
- Ellen Lavinthal, on puppy mills
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